An introduction in three parts...

At present, I am the steward of three very separate and distinct monikers. (See: Personalities)

The first one is sadly the least developed of the three as I spend the least amount of time actualizing her, mostly becuase I didn't get to pick her name. (which has been omitted to protect the innocent) She's pretty uninteresting. She wastes her time at a secure 9-5 government job, puts her Darling Husband through college, step-monsters' 3 children, and does veritable shit loads of laundry. She eats emotionally, over salts everything, and is constantly trying to drop that extra 20 pounds. Let's leave her to the professionals, shall we?

The second is Arjuna. She's a Tribal Fusion Bellydance Diva. She dances with the Desert Gypsy Dance Company in the Troupe "Gypsy Melody." She teaches locally on Wednesday nights. She enjoys her roll as performing monkey and gets to play dress up twice a week! When she's feeling frisky, she takes over the host body while doing dishes and performs for the reflective window in front of the sink. Sometimes, dishes takes Arjuna 2 hours instead of 40 minutes.

Then, there's Miranda... Miranda has lurked in existence for more years than I'd like to admit. She had quite the active childhood, first in the form of a coping mechanism and imaginary friend manufacturer, later, as a manipulation technician, and finally as the enthusiastic creator of fantastical plot lines. Her creativity knows no bounds and she'll never run out of stories to write. After many many initiated manuscripts and a 17 chapter handicap, she's found the stories she was destined to write. This blog is her creation, and though her alter-egos may make an appearance once in a while, she wants to immerse herself in the world of writing, editing, agenting (see how I turned that into a verb?), and publishing sexy, sweet, sensual and altogether romantic novels. Also, do not fear, this is the only blog where she will be referring to herself in the third person.

So... please contact me with questions, ideas, advertisement requests, and such and please... ENJOY!